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Thursday, October 9, 2008

DO YOU REALLY WANT CAPITALISM IN YOUR LIFE?



YOU ARE INVITED TO GO ON A BLIND DATE WITH "CAPPY". CAPPY IS LOADED IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD, OWNS LOADS OF REAL ESTATE ALL OVER THE WORLD AND RUNS A BUSINESS OUT OF DUBAI. CAPPY IS HANDSOME AND GENEROUS AND DRESSES WELL AND CAPPY WANTS YOU. CAPPY ASKS YOU OUT ON A DATE FOR DINNER. DURING THE COURSE OF THE EVENING OVER THE GLASS OF Chateau d’Yquem Sauterne, (ABOUT 64 000 DOLLARS A POP) AND THE CHAMPAGNE:Krug Clos du Mesnil 1995, ONE OF 12,624 BOTTLES THAT WERE EVER PRODUCED, YOU BEGIN TO FEEL A LITTLE ILL AND ITS NOT FROM THE ALCOHOL. YOU SKIP THE COCKTAILS AND WATCH AGOG AS CAPPY ORDERS
A 1926 BOTTLE OF SCOTCH WHISKEY FOR $38,000. IT SLOWLY DAWNS ON YOU THAT CAPPY'S GOD IS MONEY AND HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH SPIRITUAL REALMS CONCERNING UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, THE MEEK OR THE WELL BEING OF THE PLANET.

HMMM, TIME TO EAT, CAPPY WANTS A PIZZA OR A BURGER, HE GOES FOR FOR A $4000 PIZZA NAMED THE PIZZA ROYALE 007, WITH VENISON MEDALLIONS, SCOTTISH SMOKED SALMON, EDIBLE GOLD, CHAMPAGNE-SOAKED CAVIAR AND LOBSTER MARINATED IN THE FINEST COGNAC. HE PASSES ON THE BURGER ROYALE, A SIRLOIN BURGER STUFFED WITH BRAISED SHORT RIBS, FOIE GRAS AND BLACK TRUFFLES. HE FINISHES OFF WITH A GOLDEN OPULENCE SUNDAE. YOUR EYEBALLS ARE ON THE TABLE AND YOU SCOOP THEM UP BEFORE HE EATS THEM.

CAPPY ASKS FOR A BOTTLE TO GO, A TEQUILA LEY BOTTLE OF PASION AZTECA, THE BOTTLE IS PLATED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND PLATINUM AND COSTS AROUND $1 MILLION.

AT THIS POINT YOU ARE SICK TO YOUR STOMACH. YOUR HEAD IS WHIRLING WITH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH ALL THAT MONEY. CAPPY HAS MISTAKEN YOU FOR ONE OF HIS WEALTHY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS AND HAS NO IDEA THAT YOU ARE A SCHOOL TEACHER. YOU TELL CAPPY YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND EXIT THE BACK DOOR.

YOU HAVE REALIZED THAT CAPPY, REAL NAME CAPITALIST, DOES NOT CARE ABOUT PEOPLE, THE EARTH OR ANY OTHER THING OTHER THAN THE BOTTOM LINE AND THE PROFITS TO BE MADE FROM CAPITALISM. CAPPY'S FULL NAME IS CAPITALIST B.F. HELL. THE B. F. STANDING FOR "BEAST FROM". THE POINT IS PEOPLE REALLY DO LIVE LIKE THIS, THESE ARE ACTUAL DISHES, DRINKS AND PRICES. ONLY A PERSON WITH NO SOUL CAN ENJOY THIS LEVEL OF DECADENCE. MAYBE THAT IS WHY THIS EARTH IS SO SCREWED UP, FOR IF THAT IS JUST THE MEAL, WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF CAPPY'S LIFE? THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS IN CAPS FOR *&@%$# SAKE!



Defy the Moneygod.


The Moneygod made a hole in the ozone
So that he could get a better view,
Of everything he owns
Charging thousands of species by the hour,
Plus a wage of forests, a salary of seas,
And the rights to the properties
Of every herb, tree and flower.

Our collective thought could so easily break this hold,
We could bring down this malfunctioning mind-attack,
For the moneygod eats wars for breakfast washed down with oil,
And nothing makes him happier than to sup
On the bones of wars sparked by reasons he makes up!
We could make him crumble, we could make him crack,
Just by celebrating all our differences, we could take this planet back!

Jane Evershed

GO HERE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWMB8xtK1IM

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